My new song about the biggest store in Texas, featuring Ben Thomas, the former singer of Zappa Plays Zappa!

Hold on to your kolaches, Big Tex! The People of Walmart are comin’ for you.

Lyrics Video for your singalong pleasure:

We’re going shopping in a Texas Walmart
They got camping gear and LoneStar Beer and I’ll be fillin’ up my cart
With western shirts and shampoo for my sweetheart
Shopping in a Texas Walmart

We’re going shoppin’ in a Texas Walmart
They got camping gear and LoneStar Beer and I’ll be fillin’ up my cart
With western shirts and shampoo for my sweetheart
Shoppin’ in a Texas Walmart

We’re headed north on thirty five
And Austin ain’t so far to drive
But we’re stoppin’ short in Buda
And we’re huntin’ for supplies
In that bastion of fashion, foods, and other merchandise

They got it all and then some more
Yeah, baby, that’s what Walmart’s for
So if you need some comfy underwear
A fancy folding fishing chair
Guns or glasses, strap molasses, seasonal decor

Air conditioned for the summers
Lots of parkin’ for your hummers
They got plungers for the plumbers
They got rugs for under drummers
My advice to every rookie country music band on tour
When you’re in the LoneStar state this is your one stop super store

We’re going shopping in a Texas Walmart
They got camping gear and LoneStar Beer and I’ll be fillin’ up my cart
With western shirts and shampoo for my sweetheart
Shoppin’ in a Texas Walmart
Shoppin’ in a Texas Walmart
Shoppin’ in a Texas Walmart